Water Bottle Carabiner

Water Bottle Carabiner: The Cadillac of drinkware, but if Cadillac was also a chainsaw-wielding goat.

• Keeps your drink colder than your ex's heart.
• Hot drinks? Hotter than your uncle's Pontiac at a demolition derby.
• Laser-engraved to survive the apocalypse (or just your toddler).
• Designed with science, sass, and a touch of Upper Peninsula magic.
• Comes with more style than a peacock in skinny jeans.

Etchfinity tested. Built for legends. Not responsible for how good you look drinking out of it.